Well, Dave's party on Saturday was mostly fun. I stayed pretty much entirely sober the whole night, which was shit, but I'll make up for it another time. There laughing, music, alchohol and a generally good time. I got extremely bored and a bit depressed when it got to about midnight because everyone was already so drunk they were passing out, and Nikita, Hayley and Anna were out walking. Just as I'd decided to go to my dad's, lo and behold, things got interesting! I was forewarned by Dave and Hayley before I left the house that Nikita was "fucked" and they refused to say anything more about it, except "you'll see". Well, the rest of the night is history. I was looking after Nikita for most of it, since he couldn't even walk. He may not have been able to walk, but he could do other things :P I was going to write all about it on here, but it's too cruel, so I won't. I would make a shit journalist! Sufficed to say he's a pervert :P I will relay one particular exchange, though you won't see how funny it is, simply because it's being printed. It was in Dave's aunt and uncle's en suite bathroom...
Me: Do you want me to leave? You look like you're going to sleep.
Nikita: Nonono......quite the opposite.......nnmughflmmm...
Me: What do you mean?
Nikita: I need you to stop me...mnugslkidng....
Me: Stop you?
Nikita: Frommm giving into my carnal desires...
Me: What?!
Nikita: Stop me in the pursuit of seexxxx....yushoasnf....
Me: So...you want me to stop you from being horny?
Nikita: NO!!! I'M NOT HORNY!!!
Nikita: ...I'm neveerrr horny....
Me: That's a lie.
Nikita: Mudhgigionkmmmmdjighkm.............
Anyhoo, it was a fun night, except when everyone was throwing up.
This was a half arsed post.
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Lol, sounds like fun, oh the perversion...Nikita...oh the perversion. And to think I was asleep cause I thought you had left, Ais. :O
Not saying it was your fault, btw. I just went to bed cause you said you were leaving. :P
you didn't mention dave's BALD head!.....how could you?!?
OMG I FORGOT!!!! I'm so sorry. I'll mention it now!
DAVE SHAVED HIS HEAD ALL BALD AND NOW HE IS BALD. BAAAAAALD.
He's BAAAAALD.
Lol, so he is. :P
It's cool, I had a laugh in the end. Also, that disturbing crepy thing truly is disturbing and creepy! :O
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